Can anybody explain to me why the hell food that is supposed to be good for you tastes like shit ? All the food thats "rich in fibre" & "full of natures goodness" looks & tastes like its already been processed through the digestive tract of a ruminant animal, allowed to dry in the sun & sifted through a very coarse sieve & made into something that looks like it might have been edible once upon a time a long long time ago. My question is this..
How in the name of all thats holy do you make meusli remotely edible ? I have tried honey & brown sugar ( Not together of course) but no joy. It still looks & tastes like its been recovered from the floor of a factory. I have yet to try some of the real flash stuff; Mr Hubbards stuff an all, but I'm not holding me breath.
Next question.. Why are Aucklanders like snails ? Cos they all come out when it rains.. They DO.. The friggin motorway was jammed solid all bloody day today. And tempers go out the window too... Specially mine.............
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13 comments:
aww stop clucking and have another bowl of birdseed..
here chook chook chook chook chook
Stop pecking on me...
Bit of a cock up old buddy. And ya not really hen pecked, just pulling ya leg, you know, winging it.
Wattle you come up with next.. This isnt a yolk you know..
eggsactly. Do you drink your coffee from a beaker?
I gotta turn the heater off, Im roasting...
Yes, I pullet out of the nest every morning...
Well I gotta fly the coop now.
And I thought you hung underneaqth your perch..
to sleep, perchance to dream... hey have you heard about the petshop selling birds? The ones on the bottom perch were $5, the ones on the middle perch were $10 and the ones on the top were $15. So this guy says "why are the ones on the middle and on top more expensive?" and the shopkeeper sez... thats easy, they are on higher perches...
boom boom!
No , but I did hear about the man who went to work on an egg every morning.. It wouldnt start till he pulled the yolk out.. Time for a wallow in the pool I think..
wouldnt a dust bath be more appropriate?
I mite just do that..
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