Sunday, November 09, 2008

Erection 08

So America has its first black president. My how they have grown up. wasn't that long ago he would have been whipped & put to hard labour as "An uppity nigger." Its nice to see that the Leopard can occasionally change it's spots. We will just have to wait & see now what this Leopard's appetite is like. Also, anyone want to guess on how long it's gonna take before some recessive inbred redneck goes after him or his family with a gun or some homemade explosives ? After all, as one particularly duelling banjoish individual pointed out quite seriously in a TV interview,"His middle name IS Hussein ya know.."

Well enough of that. On to the real news. Helen's out, Johns in, Winston's gone in 60 seconds. He could always get a job selling vacuum cleaners door to door. Tauranga pensioners would queue up in droves to buy them from him. Wonder if National will improve funding for health ? Would be nice for herself to get to a neurologist, & maybe get her MRI scan. Opens window & checks for flying pigs & can only see Winston hurtling through the air from the general direction of Tauranga.

WE went fishing yesterday on doctors orders. I kid you not. Its nice to have a GP with a balanced set of priorities. We didn't catch a lot & herself caught the lion's share, but its always nice to be on the water. I got my relax coming back. A full speed beat along the coast about 500 meters off shore. There is always great satisfaction to be had for me overtaking cars on the road. Every time I go out, I learn something new about the boat. This time I found out where the grease nipple is to grease the steering gear. I had noticed that the wheel has been getting stiffer. I'll do that today, along with removing a few old fittings that aren't needed any more. All just part of a general tidy up so that the Dog looks pretty for the annual poker run on Lake Karapiro later this month. We had a ball last year, but suffered the ignominy of having to limp back to the ramp at reduced speed because of a loose petrol pump. That aint gonna happen this year. The Dog is gonna be there ready to rock an roll & foot it with the best of them.

2 comments:

Morticia said...

You had to live here to appreciate what Winnie did in his role as MP.

Flattie said...

No I didn't.......