I have a friend who is really big on conspiracy theories. You name it , he is in to it; Alien abductions ,ley lines, area 51, the possibility that we didnt actually get to the moon, Angel Hair, cattle mutilations, you get the picture. The fact that between us, we maintain the Southwest Pacific Division of the Confederate Navy & are the sole members doesnt really speak volumes about the mental stability of either of us I guess. Anyway back to the conspiracy theory thing, as the actress said to the Bishop.
He is of the opinion that the reason the North Korean nuclear test was a flop is that they tested at the wrong time of the month. No, nuclear devises dont menstruate. It appears that they do detonate much better if you light the fuse & retire to a safe distance when the moon is waxing. at the moment the moon is waning. he has the figures to back it up & all. I dunno if he is right, but I am discreetly wearing my tinfoil lined hat at the moment.
You can never be too careful you know......................................
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Foiled again Jamie! AND it's almost spaaaaaabequeue time! Don't forget to reorder the jumbo sized, economy rolls of tinfoil for summer, the gazebo must be almost ready for a recover :0)
Tinfoil hat .... discreet .... yeah, they go together well -Ô¿Ô-
What a pair of septics you two are... The gazebo may never recover.. Some of the things it has witnessed, an that was tinfoil LINED Cwnda... Waddaya think I am huh ? Stumps off muttering pointed comments about sticks & wrong ends..
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