On the light side.......

Got sent this one by an old mate today.. I think its funny anyway..

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?





At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.




At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.





At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.





At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.







At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.





At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.












At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!







At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Thanks Hawkeye